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February 4th, 2010
09:00 am
(CNN) -- A 62-year-old Michigan man was severely burned when a homemade rocket strapped on his back exploded while he slid down a snowy hill on a sled, authorities said this week.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/04/michigan.rocket.man/index.html
Didn't this guy ever watch a cartoon with Wile E Coyote in it?
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January 22nd, 2010
09:06 pm
I love my blackberry, but there is no way in hell that visiting fandango and putting in my zip code to look up movie theaters should require the battery to be popped out to regain control of my phone. Bad Rim! Bad Verizon! One or both of you is to blame!
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January 11th, 2010
09:47 pm
My niece is in the next room.
Crying.
I'm ready to offer her a car if she'll just stop.
Edit: She's stopped. THANK GOD! And just after two minutes of blessed silence, my sister walks in and says, "What are you talking about? She's as quiet as a church mouse."
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December 26th, 2009
11:45 pm
Note to self:
Boom Chicken
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December 11th, 2009
10:48 am - Carnival
This is the view from my office window last night.
They started arriving Tuesday. By last night they were all the way setup.
Bet you wish your office had it's own carnival.
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December 8th, 2009
07:24 pm - happy birthday!
My birthday present was born!
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November 9th, 2009
09:36 am - non spam
What to do, what to do?
I got an email yesterday, confirmation of flights on Ryanair. My first thought was that it was a phishing scam of some sort, partly because I had never even heard of Ryanair. If it was phishing, it was surprisingly thorough, but a little research later, now I'm relatively sure that it isn't a scam, instead some boo boo with the same first initial and last name as me put in the wrong email address.
It pains me that some one I share a name with made this mistake.
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October 11th, 2009
05:43 pm
I dreamt about Bonnie last night. At one point she said to me, "I could never love some one that..."
And then I woke up.
Some one that what? WHAT?!?
Damn you, subconcious. Touche.
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September 13th, 2009
01:49 pm
Went to see Whiteout with Kate Beckinsale.
Very disappointing.
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August 29th, 2009
11:46 pm - Looted from the treasure CHEST of ![[info]](http://livejournal.com/img/newyearpic_1.gif) hexkitten
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August 28th, 2009
10:35 am
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."
-Niels Bohr
Danish physicist (1885 - 1962)
I love that quote, but I always forget it was made by Niels Bohr.
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August 26th, 2009
07:23 pm
Picking up a free pizza that Papa Johns is giving away to camaro owners.
Hahahah
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August 21st, 2009
11:49 pm - BACON!
This is for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) amicablebitch. I know you are feeling a little under the weather, so here is a picture of my dinner. Mesquite chicken and asparagus wrapped in bacon.
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August 2nd, 2009
04:17 pm
Mom and dad are somewhere I n Florida. They should be home tonight.
THANK GOD!
Frickin' cats are constantly up my nose from the moment I walk in the door. I'm eating lunch at Baja Fresh just to get away from them. What the hell happened to aloof, guys?
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July 30th, 2009
01:41 am - This one goes out to Mary
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Nothing ulterior. It made me laugh.
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July 24th, 2009
06:05 pm
This post brought to you from Washington National airport.
I'm pretty sure I don't agree with this new, turn the gate area into a food court thing.
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July 17th, 2009
09:29 pm
I'm flying up to Pittsburgh next Friday for my cousin Colleen's wedding. Now there is not one, but two tropical waves out in the Atlantic. Both have very low probabilities assigned to them, but it IS funny that they picked today to popup.
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July 9th, 2009
12:22 am
Had dinner with Tabytha tonight. Holy crap, she's 20. Doesn't seem that long ago she was a two year old demanding that the Dumbo tape play on the TV all the time.
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July 8th, 2009
12:06 am - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
Not even fifteen minutes later
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight.
Then he walks up from behind
And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight.
He said "Give me all you've got
I want your money not your life,
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
I said "You can have my cash
But first you know I got to ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"
He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good".
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July 3rd, 2009
09:58 pm
Underworld Evolution is on. The sound is terribly balanced, but Kate Beckinsale is one cool little latex wearing vampire.
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